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Better Than News
Jocasta is a 2019 psychological thriller family drama film starring Frances Conroy and Joaquin Phoenix.
A Room With a View 2 is a 1999 romance thriller film starring Helena Bonham Carter, Julian Sands, and Edward Norton.
Salty No. 5 is a chemtrail-themed perfume with notes of Mennen Speed Stick and fried bologna.
The Passion of the Binks is a 2004 American science fiction comedy-religion film about a young ascetic Jew (Jar Jar Binks) who is betrayed and crucified as the Emperor has foreseen.
Beyond Plausible
The Boggle of the Bulge is a 1965 American war film about a team of Boggle players who must repel the German offensive before the hourglass timer runs out.
The Bad Bear Omens is a 1976 supernatural horror comedy film starring Walter Matthau, Tatum O'Neal, Lee Remick, and Gregory Peck.
The Count of Monte Krypton is a 2002 historical crime drama film about Kal-El (Jim Cavaziel), a nineteen-year-old Kryptonian who is falsely accused of blowing up his home planet and imprisoned without trial in the Château de Phantom, a grim extradimensional fortress off Marseille.
A Quiet Tweet is a 2018 American horror social media film starring Emily Blunt and John Krasinski.
The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader is a short instructional filmstrip about the thousands of vocal instructors who have lost their lives to Darth Vader over contract violations.
In Other Words
Rosemary's Nazi is a 1968 political horror film starring Mia Farrow and Adolph Hitler.
Cocaine is a 1985 American science fiction crime drama film about a group of elderly people rejuvenated by cocaine.
Red Phone Missile Command is a telecommunications provider and nuclear war management service.
Are You Sure ...
• ... that the Bay of Pigs Invasion was a failed military invasion of Cuba undertaken by the CIA-sponsored paramilitary group Brigade 2506 on 17 April 1961?
• ... that Clandestiphrine is a transdimensional drug which amplifies the user's will to conceal events and misdirect attention which is widely used by police and military agencies to improve the outcome of covert operations, and that in with large, extended doses, illegal paramilitary operations can be entirely concealed from public awareness?
Topic of the Day
Aviation
Fly Another Day is a 2002 aviation-drama film about an aeronautical engineer (Pierce Brosnan) who must stop a ruthless secret agent (Ferdinand von Zeppelin) from destroying an advanced luxury airship.
The Personal Copters Prison Experiment is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which uses forced prison labor to develop advanced personal helicopter technology.
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